How to Compete with a Stripper

The Lonely Nights Alone


Some women may be asking "Where the Hell is my man"? Hmm good question. Lets see. He's always out after 12:00am and your wondering where can he be. Lets look at the late nightly businesses that are open at that time of night:

1. Jail  (Seems plausible, He's a criminal)
2. The Hospital (He could be hurt)
3. Waffle House (He might be hungry)
4. The Gas Station (He is driving)
5. Walmart (That's when men shop)
6. A Night Club (He likes to Dance)
7. The Strip Club "Yes I Said It',"That Got Damn Strip Club" 

Nothing says a good night with the guys like hanging out in your local neighborhood strip club. While he escapes the comforts of a sure fire thing by being with his women. Your home alone trying to figure what he is doing. His exploration in the strip club is what he calls his reality. A stripper that makes him feel like the man he doesn't feel like at home. Can you imagine him in a strip club being approached by Sunshine to the sweet tunes of "Hey Honey"! She then proceeds with how good he looks and escorts him to his favorite table. He enjoys the visuals of Sunshine in her sexy red hot outfit, while your at home covered up in your wal mart red snoopy T shirt with green incredible hulk shorts. She smells of a goddess in her Chanel #5 perfume, while your hands are soaked in the suds of palmolive dish detergent. She shares with your man in a nice glass of Hennesey, while you're  at home with a warm cup of hot coa coa with marshmellows. Her hair radiates in a seductive style by her hair dresser, while you settle in your hair curlers and do rag. She whispers in his ear how good is was for him to come see her,  you can't wait for him to get home and let him know all the bills that are do. The Strip Club has become A Man's Reality, While the home has now become the Fantasy. Go Figure!